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Post by gabi on Dec 2, 2006 16:49:06 GMT -5
ok this debate is lame so let's talk about something else plz
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Post by Lauren on Dec 3, 2006 21:07:48 GMT -5
ahahaha! "did you say your titties are chilling to?" wow... best board overnight...
hm... new topic? how about winter break? who's doin what?
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Post by jess on Dec 3, 2006 23:38:22 GMT -5
im getting my wisdom teeth out whooooooo so everybody should come and visit me yaaaa
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Post by nirit on Dec 7, 2006 22:39:07 GMT -5
jesse. ill be there. watching you attempt to talk. hahahaha. that is going to be hilarious. almost like that one time you had the tomatoe in your mouth at Lauren's house for inductions.lmao.that was funny. i have a pic.
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Post by gabi on Dec 8, 2006 1:42:21 GMT -5
so for the record jesse didn't visit me when i got my wisdom teeth out last december but i am going to visit her when she gets them out only so i can take embarrassing pics and hang out with mcbritters and eat her food haha no jess i'll bring you jamba or something.
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Post by nirit on Dec 9, 2006 2:45:24 GMT -5
hahaha. jesse.
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Post by Lauren on Dec 9, 2006 2:52:19 GMT -5
mmm i could go for a jamba right about now...
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Post by hadar 8D on Dec 20, 2006 2:37:34 GMT -5
im bored
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Post by nirit on Dec 22, 2006 21:20:11 GMT -5
me 2
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Post by hadar 8D on Dec 22, 2006 22:01:06 GMT -5
cheeez it 42: find a good joke and post it on
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card.
The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.
Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Really? Ain't that something? And I'll bet the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too....
;D
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Post by nirit on Dec 22, 2006 22:14:02 GMT -5
hahaha
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Post by Tal on Dec 23, 2006 1:36:54 GMT -5
lol i think i heard it before but i dont remember.
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Post by Tal on Dec 23, 2006 1:37:28 GMT -5
i'm a cool ladybug! :]
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